Look at this shower…
This shower looks like heaven, does it not? Made by Dornbracht, it’s also capable of ”A variety of pre-programed choreographies [that] vary in water temperature, intensity and quantity.”
This Might Be The Perfect Shower For Fibro
Hell, this might be the perfect shower for everybody.
Just imagine – especially if you have fibromyalgia or chronic pain – lying down under this divine deluge of deep relaxation fit for a goddess. I bet it’ll turn your stiff, sore muscles into melted butter.
Seriously, if I had this, my water bill would be ridiculous because I’d sleep in it. I guess I’d need to get a new water heater, preferably one exclusively for my badass shower, so the water never runs cold. Nevermind how ecologically unfriendly that would be. If I had this, I wouldn’t give a shit if it poured cat piss.
Well, on second thought…No.
I should’ve went with Skittles, you know, so I could taste the rainbow and whatnot. Ooohhh…COFFEE! Yes, coffee! Make it pour coffee!
OMG – And how easy would that be to clean?! As easy as wiping a countertop! Fibro-friendly, I’m tellin’ ya. Look at these photos and try not to drool.
Yeah, well..keep dreaming.
The price of this heavenly wonder is $35,000.
I know, right? Damn.
Even with the price, this looks so delicious, I keep thinking of ways I might be able to get one.
My insurance should totally pay for this. I need one, medically I mean. Like that will ever happen.
Maybe I could talk my doctor into doing a clinical trial on hot water as a treatment for chronic pain using this shower! Oh, yeah. Then, I’d GET PAID to have this thing turn me into melted butter! Woo!
I’m a genius.
BRB I’m calling my doctor…
She said no. Damn. This is going to be harder than I thought.
Wait! I’ve got another idea!
A Cheaper Alternative To The Horizontal Shower
Need something cheaper?
I have just the thing…
Wait for it…
I hope you don’t mind cold water. Or your neighbors seeing you naked.
Until next time…