Don’t get excited. This post is a requirement to claim my blog on Technorati so it can be listed by their search engine. This is the code I’m supposed to include:
Well, since I’m on here, I might as well update.
I’m working on setting this thing up for realz, yo. Every day I’m hustlin’ – getting listed on blog search engines, developing a mission statement, creating an editorial calendar, setting up business accounts, making forms, defining categories, tags, and keywords…Good gravy! This is all very new for me, so I’ve had to do some soul searching, brainstorming, and a ton of research to really nail down how I want to develop things around here. I think my head might explode if I see the term SEO ever again.
Why am I doing all of this, you ask?
Basically, it comes down to consistency. Looking through my previous posts, it’s annoying to me how unorganized and inconsistent my posts are in frequency and subject matter. This is because I am unorganized and inconsistent, an attention-deficit disorder poster child. I need something in my life that gives me a better sense of accomplishment and control, because so much of my life is out of control. (Oh, what Freud would say…)
I want to make people laugh. I want to write down all the crap that drags me down in a way that makes me laugh, too. Maybe by doing this, it will help others deal better with their own crap. Or, at least read about my crap and think maybe they don’t have it so bad after all.
Hello, Dolly, I think I just came up with the best mission statement ever:
The Girl in Yoga Pants blog aims to help people deal with their crap by laughing at the crap that happens to me.
Ahhh yeahhh. How do you like that?
Oh, I almost forgot. My new theme requires a pic for each blog post so my homepage doesn’t look sketch.
So, here’s a pic:
Be safe on Black Friday. I’m boycotting it, so I’ll be safely tucked away in my crypt.
That’s all for now. Nighty-night.